Mosheyniklardan seresap bolun! Taze yyla gelnim uchin Oriflame - in gymmat kremi bilen Shanelin duhisyny zakaz etdim, Bayram krem bilen Playstation 4 getirdiler... :-D

Reanimasiyada yatan oglana dostundan sms gelyar: "Ayalym sorasa, men sen yanyndadyryn, gotumi yap"

Hargulak Myrat guychli shemal:da it yenjilen yaly uruldy...

natanysh nomerdan sms gelyar:
-salam, tanadynmy?
-hawa, blat, pocherkinden...

Bil Geyts:em okuwyny tashlady diyyan orta mekdepden kowlanlar, yatda saklan Bil Geyts Garwardy tashlady.

- hany onda, name edyas, 5nji gun ichyasmi ya 6njy gun?
- "ya"-ny ayyr...

gozegchi tussaga:
- yzynyzdan ayalynyz gelipdir
- hayysh dost, yok diyay-da...

Koronawirus dowrunde gymmat parfyumeriyalary almak - in biderek chykdajy...

yumurtgany her hili edip, chakyp bilyan gyzlardan aga bolun, bashga nahar bishirip bilyan daldirler...

gelnim gowreli wagty:
- men sen chagany goteryan
- 9 ayyn gurrunini etmesenay, men 23yyllabam goterdim...

Bildirish!
Toy koynekleri satylyar, razmerlary: 44, 46,... 60, 62, 64. Ak atly shazada garashyp yadadym. Maral.

Magazinda:
- bagyshlan, gaytargymy bermediniz
- bagyshlayan.

- ozun alkagolikmi ya dalmi nadip bilmeli?
- kino gorende bilip bolyar, hachanda adamlar restoranda oturyp, sonam shadyyan, pullarny tolap, chykyp gidyaler, a sen bolsa alkash bolsan, agzyny achyp analyp galyan
- o nahili?
- ichi alkagolly bokallar doly galyar...